What's My Age Again

I took her out it was Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
 we started making out and she took off my pants
but then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time that she walked away from me
What's nobody likes you when you're 23
and are still more amused by TV shows
My what the hell is a.d.d.?
my friends say I should act my age
Age what's my age again?
what's my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home
Again I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
 and your husband's in jail
this state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
 nobody likes you when you're 23
and are still more amused by prank phone calls
 what the hell is caller ID?
my friends say I should act my age
 what's my age again?
what's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me
 nobody likes you when you're 23
and you still act like you're in Freshman year
 what the hell is wrong with me?
my friends say I should act my age
 what's my age again?
what's my age again?

That's about the time she broke up with me
 no one should take themselves so seriously
with many years ahead to fall in line
What's why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
My what's my age again?
what's my age again?

What's my age again?